TMI Tuesday: Illicit Skills

If you are hesitant about confessing crimes…lie…be creative.

Nicole's Answers, Scotty's Answers

1. Do you know how to pick a lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access?

Not really, and no. I have never really felt the need to learn and use this skill.

Yes. Yes.

2. Do you know how to open a safe with a rotary combination lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access? What did you find?

Oh gosh no. 

I always wanted to learn but it never happened. 

3. Have you ever made a copy of a key you were not supposed to have? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What were you looking for? Did you find it?

Yep. Nope. It was a house key. cause I lost one of my other ones.

yes. It was a master key for a duplex my friends parents owned. We wanted to steal cigarettes. We were 14

4. Have you ever stolen or guessed a password? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What did you do?

Yep. And I snooped through his phone and his email. I discovered that my ex fiance was on eHarmony while we were still together and texting other girls. All of this happened Christmas morning.

I learned this in school. I know how to do it, I've never used it outside of a test.

5. Do you know how to get data from a computer that requires a password you don’t know?

nope.

Yes, Same as #4

6. Do you know how to record a telephone call? Have you ever done so secretly? Did you hear anything interesting? What?

nope. But I kinda wish I did sometimes.

Yes, I was really into things like this when I was younger. I wanted to be a lineman for the phone company so I learned it all.

7. Have you ever used a webcam or nanny cam to photograph someone secretly?

Yep. In one of my old apartments, we had to set one up outside our patio because the nasty neighborhood kids would mess with our holiday decorations.

nope

8. Have you ever used an infrared camera to photograph someone secretly in the dark?

nope

Nope

9. Have you ever learned anything important by deliberate eavesdropping?

Oh Yeah. I used to do it all the time at my old job, and with my crazy house guest now, I like to know if she's about to go bonkers on someone.

A few times. nothing worth mentioning though

10. Do you know how to hot-wire a car?

hahahaha I can barely get my oil changed in a timely manner.

I work for a race company. This is common knowledge for older cars

Bonus: Have you ever been paid for your sexual skills? What skill(s) did you perform?

Heck no. Unless love and praise is a form of payment.

Nicole pays me in reese's peanut butter cups and Mountain Dew 

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